Ladies, Introducing The Lori Kyler Christensen Collection! Did you ever have that awkward moment when you walk into a party, totallllly feelin yo’self because your outfit’s on point and your hair is fierce as hell? And then you look over to find Suzie Skittles is wearing the SAME DRESS you just bought at Macy’s, and think to yourself “HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! I am a fashion MAVEN and I start the trends. How did Suzie Skittles know that this was the hottest dress on the market?!?”
Well … that wouldn’t have happened if you had gotten your butt out of the mall, (where EVERYONE, including fashionista wannabe’s like Suzie live), and onto an independent clothing site that will literally change your whole wardrobe.
That site my friends, is the Lori Kyler Christensen Collection shop … even if I do say so myself. So hey, I’m Lori KC and most of you know me as the fashion savvy Dirty Water TV Reporter who owns her own clothing line and make’s all of her own dresses. I also dress my best friend/DWTV Reporter Kayla Harrity in tandem/matching designs with the same fabric, to suit her own personal style. We also report together in those dresses looking sassy AF.
I first started out on this fashion venture with my premier clothing label called Venni Caprice – a high end women’s custom made – either limited edition or one of a kind – clothing brand that is best suited for red carpets or black tie affairs. But this year I decided to design a secondary, more affordable, limited edition line for my ladies who want to look sexy AND chic, while also being comfortable. I wanted it to be affordable enough to still have money left over for martinis, but also not so under priced that you don’t feel like you damn fancy. That is when I designed and launched my new women’s line – the Lori Kyler Christensen Collection. Now let me break down the many reasons why this brand is the only one you should ever wrap your sexual figure in for the rest of ever:
- Everything is stretchy and soft. No zippers, no fuss and you can eat a boat load of pizza and not have to worry about sucking it all in. The outfit will stretch with you.
- Most of the fabrics I use are NON WRINKLE. Yes you read that correctly. So, if you need to hit the gym before your night out for all the pizza (and martini’s), you can throw your outfit in your gym bag, and when you pull it out, it’s ready to take on the town with you!
- All of the pieces in my store are limited edition prints/colors! So you will never have this horrific situation with Suzie Skittles at a party:
- You see, Suzie didn’t get to my store in time to snag one of the styles before it went to only a few uber fashionable girls like yourself. Once I sell the limited amount of items I have designated with the small run of fabric, it’s gone forever. And Suzie Skittles is left crying in the dust with her totally overdone dress from Express. The beauty of limited edition is that it’s only for the elite few that purchase it, and then you take the title of MVP, (most valuable phashionista, obvs.), of the universe forever and ever with the LKC piece.
- I hand make every single piece that someone purchases, which meaaaans, I can customize anything about the style (unless it’s a sample sale piece), like change the length, the sleeves, the fit, even the print or color to whatever your needs are. It also means that if you are like me, the upper body of a 4 year old figure skater with a badonkadonk down below, you may need a different size than just your standard XS-XL. I can make any of the pieces with custom measurements if need be!
- And since it is all hand made by me, that means it’s Made in America. MURICAAA!! What’s better than being than showing your Murica pride and supporting a small business, and looking fly as a mother, all at the same time??? I’d say absolutely nothing!
- I mean nothing is better than all of those points in number 5, but the single best thing about buying and wearing something from the LKC Collection is that you will get you more compliments than you have ever gotten on an outfit you have worn before. Now who doesn’t want someone telling them they look like a goddess on a regular basis? Don’t believe me? Get a dress, or a top, or whatever else your eyes fall in love with in the shop. The mix of prints and patterns, the bright colors, the bold prints, the way it emphasizes the best parts of you… everyone will take notice. It just happens. It’s organic. Unstoppable. It’s like wearing the song “Sorry” by Justin Bieber in dress form.
- Last but not least, a thank you for checking out my new store, I have slashed all of the prices from 30%-60% off the retail price so that you can get to know my new line at the most affordable prices yet! This won’t last forever, so jump on the train while you can. And turnaround time is only 1-4 business days right now, so you could be wearing something amazing by the weekend if you go check it out now!
Now if all of that hasn’t convinced you that you need to check out the LKC collection, I’ll throw some photos at your below to see what you may be missing if you don’t check out the line RIGHT NOW by clicking here NOW!
But I know I’ll be hearing from you soon, so… I’m not worried. Your closet needs LKC, desperately. And so does your pizza induced food baby. #comfortyall #screwsuzieskittles #imaphashionista